K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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