remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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