It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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