You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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