i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm always down for nudity.
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