I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
