We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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