It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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