I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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