Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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