please come you make the beer taste better
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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