Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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