Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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