It's Friday. Sex?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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