So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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