Sry I called you an 8
Farmville is her only friend.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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