Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
how drunk are you?
Several
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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