What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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