Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I woke up under a house in Key West
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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