On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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