i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
where am i from again
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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