I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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