When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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