He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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