Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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