Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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