and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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