He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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