She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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