I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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