Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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