hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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