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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...

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(630): View more from Illinois

whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?

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(228): View more from Mississippi

It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?

(1-901): View more from Tennessee

Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it

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(310): View more from California

So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.

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