Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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