seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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