And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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