watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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