just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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