Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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