hotel room ftw
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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