Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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