so that wasnt chicken after all
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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