id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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