You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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