Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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