sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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