I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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