Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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