How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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