come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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