By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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