Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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