youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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