fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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